1.You lot must think I'm stupid .
You lot: all of you
2.I'm skint.
Skint: short of money
3.I met some bloke in the pub.
Bloke: man
4.Fancy a cuppa?
Fancy: do you want...
Cuppa: cup of tea
5.Skiing is a doddle.
Doddle: easy
6.Lend me a quid.
Quid: one pound
7.He's an ace footballer.
Ace: excellent
8.I need the loo
loo: toilet
9.She's full of beans.
Full of beans: full of energy
10.This film is rubbish.
Rubbish: garbage=bad
11.I need to spend a penny.
Spend a penny: go to the toilet
12.Ta (pronounced Tar)
Ta: thanks
13.That fish is a bit dodgy, he's a dodgy person.
Dodgy: suspicious
14.What's on the telly?
Telly: televison
15.You look trendy.
Trendy: Fashionable