怀念高三能解数学，能做物理，能背生物，能写作文，能读英语的自己。现在回头看看那时的自己和他妈超人一样，现在就和脑残一样~~

　　It’s not that there aren’t tall, handsome, or rich guys studying Physics; it’s just that they no longer look that way after they’re done.　

　学物理的不是没有高帅富，只是学完之后你就看不出来了。

　　A middle school in Shanghai is going to set up a boys only class. Among the many benefits [of doing such a thing], the parents said the most important one is that it’ll prevent premature love/dating. Dear parents, you are too naive!

　　上海某中学将开设男生班，家长说众多好处中最重要的是可避免早恋。亲爱的家长们，你们太天真了!

　　My teacher said, “premature love/dating often has a negative impact on your academics, and if it doesn’t affect your studies, then what’s between you two is probably not true love…”

　　老师说早恋往往会影响学习，如果没有影响学习，说明你们可能没有真爱。。。(新东方小编：老师好残忍~)

　　My sister is in her third year of junior high. After the parent-teacher conference, she changed her QQ status: “The parent-teacher conference is by nature the same as the third party in a marriage. They both aim to undermine family harmony.”

　　我妹初三。家长会后修改了QQ签名：家长会和小三的性质都是一样的，旨在破坏家庭和谐。

　　A school teacher was soliciting slogans for protecting the flowers and grass and a student blurted out, “If you walk on my head today, I’ll grow on your grave tomorrow.”

　　一学校老师征集保护花草标语，一同学脱口而出：今天踩我头上，明天种你坟上。”

　　One day, Ultraman raised his hand in class to answer a question…and then…the teacher died…

　　有一天，奥特曼上课举手回答问题……然后……老师死了……

　　A friend from East China University of Political Science and Law said they have been having a hard time after graduation, because half of the schoolmates have to arrest the other half of the schoolmates.

　　一华东政法大学的哥们儿说他们毕业后很苦逼，因为一半的同学在抓另一半同学。